If your bass hums like a drone signal and your look seems like Spotify married Al Jazeera then you're wearing HalalBeats. Here, beats-per-minute collide with prayer bans, featuring a design as sharp as the debates it sparks: turban-styled headphones, a ticking bassline, and enough explosive content for any seminar on cultural appropriation.
This shirt isn't a playlist. It's a trap track on speed - sampled from stereotypes, self-irony, and just a dash of state suspicion. Perfect for sound designers with a humor grenade at heart and controversial topics in their backpack.
🎵 For everyone who wears satire rather than streams it. 💣 Flavor: Loud. Aftertaste: Explosive. 🧕🏽 Machine washable. Trigger warning unclear. 📡 Includes subtle surveillance by the humor police.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
🎧 HalalBeats – Drop the Bomb Track
Explosive Sound. Radical Vibes.
If your bass hums like a drone signal and your look seems like Spotify married Al Jazeera then you're wearing HalalBeats. Here, beats-per-minute collide with prayer bans, featuring a design as sharp as the debates it sparks: turban-styled headphones, a ticking bassline, and enough explosive content for any seminar on cultural appropriation.
This shirt isn't a playlist. It's a trap track on speed - sampled from stereotypes, self-irony, and just a dash of state suspicion. Perfect for sound designers with a humor grenade at heart and controversial topics in their backpack.
🎵 For everyone who wears satire rather than streams it. 💣 Flavor: Loud. Aftertaste: Explosive. 🧕🏽 Machine washable. Trigger warning unclear. 📡 Includes subtle surveillance by the humor police.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
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We’ll refund you once your item’s back with us – no drama, same payment method, but return shipping? That’s on you.
🧾 Refunds? Barely.
You’ve got 14 days to send your regret (aka your mug or shirt) back – no reason needed. But don’t wait: the clock’s ticking from the day the chaos hit your mailbox. Just shoot us an email at info@no-mercy-mugshots.com, and we’ll sort you out.
We’ll refund you once your item’s back with us – no drama, same payment method, but return shipping? That’s on you.
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