Welcome to ShariaBucks - the only coffeehouse where your cappuccino might be halal, but your humor is definitely haram. The mermaid? Fully veiled. The menu? A fever dream of cancel culture and calories: "Fatwa Frappuccino," "Hijab Hazelnut," and whatever you do, don't say "Tall" - unless you want a theological debate on the house.
This shirt isn't a fashion statement - it's a coffee war served with an irony overdose. Made for everyone who prefers satire over sugar in their morning cup, and doesn't need a trigger warning to survive.
Welcome to ShariaBucks - the only coffeehouse where your cappuccino might be halal, but your humor is definitely haram. The mermaid? Fully veiled. The menu? A fever dream of cancel culture and calories: "Fatwa Frappuccino," "Hijab Hazelnut," and whatever you do, don't say "Tall" - unless you want a theological debate on the house.
This shirt isn't a fashion statement - it's a coffee war served with an irony overdose. Made for everyone who prefers satire over sugar in their morning cup, and doesn't need a trigger warning to survive.
You’ve got 14 days to send your regret (aka your mug or shirt) back – no reason needed. But don’t wait: the clock’s ticking from the day the chaos hit your mailbox. Just shoot us an email at info@no-mercy-mugshots.com, and we’ll sort you out.
We’ll refund you once your item’s back with us – no drama, same payment method, but return shipping? That’s on you.
🧾 Refunds? Barely.
You’ve got 14 days to send your regret (aka your mug or shirt) back – no reason needed. But don’t wait: the clock’s ticking from the day the chaos hit your mailbox. Just shoot us an email at info@no-mercy-mugshots.com, and we’ll sort you out.
We’ll refund you once your item’s back with us – no drama, same payment method, but return shipping? That’s on you.
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