We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and even your soul—just kidding (or are we?). If you’ve got the funds, we’ve got the goods.
FAQ
- 💳 What payment methods do you accept?
- 🛡️ Is my payment information secure?
- 💸 Do you offer payment plans or financing?
- 🌍 Do you accept international payments?
- 🚫 What if my payment is declined?
- 📦 Can I return my item?
- 🧾 What if my item arrived broken or wrong?
- 💸 Do I get a refund or a replacement?
- 🔙 Can I exchange it for another design?
- ⏱️ How long does a refund take?
- 🛒 How do I place an order?
- ⏳ How long does it take to receive my order?
- 🚚 Do you offer express shipping?
- 🌍 Do you ship worldwide?
- 📬 Can I change my address after ordering?
- 📦 1. What are your mugs and shirts made of?
- 🎨 How’s the design printed?
- 🧼 How do I wash this?
- 🔥 Can I get this design in other colors?
- 💥 What if someone gets offended by it?
Payment
- 💳 What payment methods do you accept?
- 🛡️ Is my payment information secure?
- 💸 Do you offer payment plans or financing?
- 🌍 Do you accept international payments?
- 🚫 What if my payment is declined?
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
🛡️ Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely. We use top-notch encryption because we care about your security almost as much as we care about our designs offending your neighbors.
💸 Do you offer payment plans or financing?
Nope. If you can’t afford it now, maybe it’s not meant to be. We’re not a bank, and this isn’t layaway. Save up and come back when you’re ready to commit.
🌍 Do you accept international payments?
Yes, we do. Just make sure your bank doesn’t freak out over an international transaction. We wouldn’t want your card declining and causing embarrassment.
🚫 What if my payment is declined?
That’s between you and your bank. Maybe it’s a sign to rethink your life choices—or just to check your account balance. Either way, sort it out and try again.
Returns
- 📦 Can I return my item?
- 🧾 What if my item arrived broken or wrong?
- 💸 Do I get a refund or a replacement?
- 🔙 Can I exchange it for another design?
- ⏱️ How long does a refund take?
📦 Can I return my item?
Only if it’s damaged, misprinted, or straight-up cursed.
All our products are made to order, so we don’t do "I changed my mind" returns.
Buy it because you love it, not because you were bored.
🧾 What if my item arrived broken or wrong?
Then we’ll fix it. Send us a photo within 7 days of receiving your item, and we’ll send a replacement—no drama. (Well, maybe a little.)
💸 Do I get a refund or a replacement?
If it’s our fault, you choose: refund or reprint.
If it’s your fault (wrong size, wrong address, wrong vibe), well... sorry, but that’s on you.
🔙 Can I exchange it for another design?
Nope. Every piece is printed just for you. This isn’t Zara. This is No Mercy.
Pick wisely, live with the consequences.
⏱️ How long does a refund take?
If you’re eligible, refunds are processed within 5–7 business days.
We’re fast, but banks move like dial-up internet sometimes.
Ordering & Delivery
- 🛒 How do I place an order?
- ⏳ How long does it take to receive my order?
- 🚚 Do you offer express shipping?
- 🌍 Do you ship worldwide?
- 📬 Can I change my address after ordering?
🛒 How do I place an order?
Click. Add to cart. Checkout. Cry (optional). We print your sins and ship them straight to your door. That’s it.
⏳ How long does it take to receive my order?
We usually print your stuff in 1–2 business days.
Shipping within the EU? Around 3–5 days.
International? Depends on how chill customs are, but usually 5–12 days.
In short: it’s not Amazon Prime. It’s attitude, made to order.
🚚 Do you offer express shipping?
Not yet. But if enough people beg for it (and pay for it), we might consider giving your chaos priority.
🌍 Do you ship worldwide?
Yes – unless your country banned caffeine, sarcasm, or internet freedom. Otherwise, we’ll find you.
📬 Can I change my address after ordering?
Only if your order hasn't gone into production yet. If it's already being printed, it’s too late. The mug is committed—unlike your last situationship.
Products
- 📦 1. What are your mugs and shirts made of?
- 🎨 How’s the design printed?
- 🧼 How do I wash this?
- 🔥 Can I get this design in other colors?
- 💥 What if someone gets offended by it?
📦 1. What are your mugs and shirts made of?
Our mugs are made of tough ceramic. Our shirts? Soft, breathable cotton with a solid side of attitude.
Feels great on the skin – even better on someone else’s nerves.
🎨 How’s the design printed?
On demand and with zero mercy. High-quality direct-to-garment or ceramic printing – no cheap peel-off transfers here.
Bold lines, solid color, full offense.
🧼 How do I wash this?
Mugs: Dishwasher safe, obviously.
Shirts: 30°C wash, inside out, no tumble drying, no whining.
Follow that, and your drip stays deadly.
🔥 Can I get this design in other colors?
Nope. You get what we give.
We’re not here to match your vibe – we’re here to interrupt it.
If it’s not your style, we’re doing something right.
💥 What if someone gets offended by it?
Then it’s working.
These designs aren’t made for small talk – they’re built to cause reactions.
You’re not buying a product. You’re buying a warning label.